You Know You're A Met Fan If You...
- Still blame Armando Benitez for their loss in the 2000 World Series in 5 Games
- Have now had a revelation that Jose Reyes is not worth Carl Crawford money
- Are convinced that Mike Piazza's new trim look is a result of Proactiv and Jenny Craig
- Feel like a "schmuck" for rooting for Carlos Beltran
- Own a pair of K-Rod shades
- Get mad when a Met wants a 2nd opinion after being given a clean bill of health from the team's medical staff
- Believe that Todd Hundley set the catchers' HR record on MetRx
- Rooted for the Phillies (or "nobody") in the 2009 World Series
- Are still certain that Rey Ordonez is better than Derek Jeter
- Are ready to sell your David Wright jersey upon the news that he isn't a superstar
- It seems plausible that Kirk Radomski was ingeniously planted in the Shea Stadium clubhouse to sell PEDs to the Yankees
- Think there is no way the Wilpons knew what Bernie Madoff was up to
- Feel the dimensions of Citi Field are just swell
- Agreed with Tony Bernazard that Mets' concussion victims were soft
- Are OK with flying Willie Randolph to Southern California to fire him
- Gave Keith Hernandez a standing ovation after the drug hearings
17. Think Fred Wilpon is making a lot of sense.
Do you think this sounds ridiculous? Turn on the FAN today.
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