Tuesday, May 24, 2011

You Know You're A Met Fan If...

 HIGH AND TIGHT


You Know You're A Met Fan If You...
  1. Still blame Armando Benitez for their loss in the 2000 World Series in 5 Games
  2. Have now had a revelation that Jose Reyes is not worth Carl Crawford money
  3. Are convinced that Mike Piazza's new trim look is a result of Proactiv and Jenny Craig
  4. Feel like a "schmuck" for rooting for Carlos Beltran
  5. Own a pair of K-Rod shades
  6. Get mad when a Met wants a 2nd opinion after being given a clean bill of health from the team's medical staff
  7. Believe that Todd Hundley set the catchers' HR record on MetRx
  8. Rooted for the Phillies (or "nobody") in the 2009 World Series
  9. Are still certain that Rey Ordonez is better than Derek Jeter
  10. Are ready to sell your David Wright jersey upon the news that he isn't a superstar
  11. It seems plausible that Kirk Radomski was ingeniously planted in the Shea Stadium clubhouse to sell PEDs to the Yankees
  12. Think there is no way the Wilpons knew what Bernie Madoff was up to
  13. Feel the dimensions of Citi Field are just swell
  14. Agreed with Tony Bernazard that Mets' concussion victims were soft
  15. Are OK with flying Willie Randolph to Southern California to fire him
  16. Gave Keith Hernandez a standing ovation after the drug hearings
And finally...

   17.   Think Fred Wilpon is making a lot of sense.

Do you think this sounds ridiculous? Turn on the FAN today.

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